EDUCATION

7 CORONAVIRUS GRAMMAR LESSONS YOU SHOULD KNOW

I know grammar is the last thing on most people’s minds
right now, but for the few people who care (and who have
been sending me inquiries in private messages), here are
seven coronavirus grammar lessons:
1. People test positive FOR coronavirus, not “TO” it. It is,
“El-Rufai tests positive FOR coronavirus,” not “El-Rufai tests
positive TO coronavirus.”
2. Quarantine is pronounced KWO-RAN-TEEN, not KWO-
RAN-TAIN, in both British and American English. In other
words, quarantine rhymes with “canteen,” not “valentine.”
3. Coronavirus is a single word, although “corona virus” is
an acceptable variant.
4. People tend to use (“self-)quarantine” and
“(self-)isolation” interchangeably, but they’re different. You
(self-)quarantine yourself when you suspect that you may
have the disease because you have come in contact with
people who have tested positive for it. You go into
(self-)isolation when you test positive for the disease.
If you stay home NOT because you came in contact with
people who have the disease and NOT because you tested
positive for it, but because your government insists you do,
or you do so on your own volition just to eliminate or
decrease your chances of getting the disease, it’s called
“shelter in place.”
5. An epidemic is a disease that temporarily affects a large
number of people in a locality while a pandemic is a
disease that has spread throughout a country, a continent
or the entire world. Coronavirus is obviously a pandemic.
6. You don’t “contact” a disease; you “contract” it. So
people can only “contract” coronavirus, not “contact” it.
7. Finally, the other name for coronavirus is COVID-19, not
COVIK 1, 9.�Don’t be misled by what a certain physically
quarantined and mentally isolated “president,” now
infamously known as “President COVIK” on social media,
said a few days ago.�
Nor should you call COVID-19 “Code 19,” as Nigeria’s
notoriously pliant rubber-stamp Senate President by the
name of Ahmed Lawan did two days ago. Well, this same
man told the world of a woman who “killed her husband to
death”! Go figure.

 

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